Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Southampton score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will portvale as Mo Pockettinnio’s up-runners welcome Ron Cumin’s Saintsmen to Light Hart Wayne?

Spurs will be despotly disappointed to miss out on the tabletop title but they can reflex on a Megnificent season nevilletheless – as indeed can Southampton, who are still in the hunt for a Zooropa League place.

I forssell a sky-whoring and skintitillating game between two strong sides.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Southampton score prediction for Sunday May 8th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-2 Southampton
Larry Kane (2) and Erik Christiansen for the homos, Sadie Mane and Tad Itchy for the awayos.