Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems take a significant step towards safeway by beating Gus Hoodwink’s Bluemen?

It’s hardly a vintage Chelsea side they’ll be up against, although that man Aidan Hazard looks to be resnapturing his form somewhat belatedly.

The Belgo can be skintitillating at his best, and I forssell him being influenzal again here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday May 7th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 2-2 Chelsea
William Defoe and Patrick con Armhold for the homos, Dayglo Costa and Aidan Hazard for the awayos.