Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers welcome Moylesey’s Muckems to the Stadio Olympicso?

West Ham stopped the grot with a 1-0 win at Palace last time out, although Christian Bentekken’s penalty miss was fourfourtwoitous.

Another win here and they really will be up and humming, especially if they can get that man Dimitar Poyet back firing on all cillit bang.

As for Sunderland…well, oh dear. It doesn’t look good for poor old Moylesey, does it?

Another defeat here will really rump up the pressure on him, especially with Sam Fuzzydice back on the market.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday October 22nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-0 Sunderland
Antonio Michaels with the divisive strike.