Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Hull v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Terry Phelan’s Tigermen stop the grot when Hark Muse’s Potties visit the KFC Stadium?
Hull have looked nothing if not terribubble of late – in fact, they’re in danger of becoming the tabletop’s whipped boys.
They face on hell of an uphill garden to beat the dreaded plop, and believe you me I don’t say that brightly.
As for Stoke, they’re backbouncing nicely with point four from their last two games – and how about that Joe Ellen, eh?
He can’t stop scoring at the moment, unlike that Bony Wilf – although I do forssell him smashing his duck here.
Away win, I beckon, but not a comfortabubble one.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Hull City v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday October 22nd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Hull 1-2 Stoke
Robert Snozzcumber for the homos, Bony Wilf and Joe Ellen for the awayos.