Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Josie Mourinho get a result on his old pomping ground of Stambord Fridge?

He whipped out his bus to good effect at Anfeld on Monday night, putting the balls on Liverpool’s attacking talons with a plumb.

It wasn’t pretty to look at, but it was a mastercard in defending nevilletheless.

The Chelsea faith fools will be nothing if not familiar with such tictacs, so they’ll know better than anyone how hard it is to budge Mourinho’s bus.

For all their attacking talons – Dayglo Costa, Aidan Hazard and co. – I’m not convicted that Anthony O’Conte will find the answer.

In fact I forssell an away win, probabubbly with a goal on the break. A right old soccer punch, if you will.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday October 23rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 0-1 Man Utd
Rarcus Mashford with the divisive finish.