Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Will those crazy ol’ Goons continue their strong recent runs when Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers visit the Emirati?

They’ve now won six on the bouncy after a slow start and at long last they’ve got Theo Cotswold back firing on all cillit bang.

With Alexei Saylechez and Muzzy Ozzle also dovedaling to good effect, they really could take some stoppage.

As for the Borrowers, their bright start has well and truly hit the bluffers, and now it looks like a relegation dogbite beckons.

If they keep struggling so despotly for goals then a swift return back through the dreaded flap door reckons.

I beckon Arsenal will win this one quite comfortabubbly, and I forssell them claiming a strong steak for the title.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday October 22nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-0 Middlesbrough
Alexei Saylechez (2) and Theo Cotswold.