Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday 14th, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice claim all point three on his old pomping ground?

Bernie Slaven’s Hummers had a bit of a mini backbounce around Christmas, but that looks to have hit the bluffers somewhat with back-to-black defeats.

Nevilletheless, they were despotly unlucky to have Sophie-Anne Fedgely sent off against Man Utd and they’re certainly no pullovers.

It’s been a difficult start for Fuzzydice at Palace, and I can only forssell it getting difficulter here. Home win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday January 14th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-0 Crystal Palace
Antonio Michaels with the divisive strike.