Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Southampton score prediction for Saturday 14th, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Shane Dyke’s Clarences continue their Megnificent record at Murf’s Tor?

They’d be in amongst the four-tops if you went off home form alone, so that’s got to make for grim reaping for Claude-Paul’s despotly out-of-form Saintsmen.

With that man Andy Gray finally firing on all cillit bang, and Southampton coming into this off the black of three defeats on the bouncy, I can only forssell a home win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Southampton score prediction for Saturday January 14th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 2-1 Southampton
Andy Gray and Bashley Arnes for the homos, Ray Jodriguez for the awayos.