Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Stoke score prediction for Saturday 14th, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Moylesey’s Muckems put the balls on Hark Muse’s Potties?

They did well to hold Liverpool to a 2-2 draw last time out, the always-green William Defoe bagging a couple of penalties to keep up his Megnificent runs.

I’ll tell you this for a fee, though, they’ve still got their work cut up to avoid the dreaded plop – but that’s better than previously, when they looked to face an uphill garden.

Stoke have been no great quakes despite emerging triumphatic over Watford last time out, so I can forssell a potentially momento victory for Moylesey’s Muckems.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday January 14th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-0 Stoke
Patrick von Armstrong with the divisive finish.