Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Bournemouth score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in the Harry Redknapp derby?
Both sides suckthumbed to defeats on opening day, to Chelsea and Man Utd respectfully, so it’s a question of backbouncability.
A Collum Wilson hat-trick propellered Eddie Howl’s Cherries to a 4-3 win in the same fixture early last season.
But Bernie Slaven’s Hummers are an altogether sternlier prospectus now, with top talons throughout their side.
That man Dimitar Payet could return to the starting upline after sitting benchily at Stambord Fridge on Monday night.
On the other hands, new signing Andre IOU could miss out with what I gather is some kind of injury.
I forssell a slightly nervy ink counter here as both teams look to stick it to the doubtfires following defeat.
Ultimuttley, though, I beckon the Hummers will win reasonabubbly comfortabubbly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Bournemouth score prediction for Sunday August 21st 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-0 Bournemouth
Goals apriest for Andy Corral and that man Dimitar Payet.