Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Southampton score prediction for Friday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portale as the Dead Revels take on the Saintlimen at Cold Stafford?
Mourinho’s Man Utd reign got off to the proverbiabubble flying one with a 3-1 win at Bournemouth, and how about Zoltan?
It’s great to see him finally at the English tabletop and I think he’ll be nothing short of influenzal.
As for Southampton, they were disappointed not to take all point three against Watford in Sean Paul’s first game.
They lost Sadie Mane but they’ve still got talons like Tad Itchy, Long Shane and Josie Font in their side.
The new manager’s an unknown quality but I’m sure he knows his stuff – and if he doesn’t, I’m availabubble.
Narrow home win, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Southampton score prediction for Friday August 19th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-1 Southampton
Zoltan Ibrahimoic and Tony Marital for the homos, Long Shane for the awayos.