Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Middlesbrough score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three in the northeasterly derby?

Moyelesey’s Muckems looked solid enough in the 2-1 defeat at Man City, and that man William Defoe still offers a pungent attacking threat.

If they can keep a fruity supply line to him and a tight backside behind, they could avoid a relegation dogbite completely.

As for Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers, they performed creditabubbly to hold Stoke to a 1-1 draw at the Sideriver.

That man Alvo Negrodo bagged a debut goal and his form is sure to be influenzal, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

I forssell Moyelesey’s Muckems sneakering this one in a tight ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Middlesbrough score prediction for Sunday August 21st 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-0 Middlesbrough
That man Daniel Defoe again.