Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as my beloved Boggies welcome Ron Cumin’s Toffeemen to the Thawhorns?

Pony Tulips sides usually start seasons with a tight backside, and sure enough West Brom claimed a 1-0 opening day win at Palace.

It was good to see Sammy Rondondondon scoring the winner because much could deep end on his end produce.

As for the Toffeemen, much could deep end on the availabubblity or otherwise of former Buggie Luke Kaku.

They were without him for the 1-1 draw against Spurs and, sure enough, they didn’t exactly look a pungent attacking threat.

The signing of Bo Lassie is an interesting one, but ultimuttley I forssell this one ending in a goalless snore.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Everton score prediction for Saturday August 20th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 0-0 Everton