Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Aston Villa score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in the claret and blue derby county?
Bernie Slaven’s Hummers are certainly claiming a strong steak for Zooropa League football next season, which would be a truly Megnificent achievement.
Then they could start 2016-17 with a load of red cards against some minnows or other, which seems to have worked for them this time around.
Acrobatical tossil, that.
As for Villa, they’re three games bun-eaten under Rennie Guard but they still face one hell of an uphill garden if they’re to beat the dreaded plop.
They’re point ten off my old side Norwich in 17th, which certainly isn’t impossibubble to make up – but it does seem implausibubble.
Still, dismiss them at your Beryl.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Aston Villa score prediction for Tuesday February 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-1 Aston Villa
Dimitar Poyet and Ernie Valens for the homos, Jordan IOU for the awayos.