Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Kinky Flores’s Hornettos put the balls on Gus Hoodwink’s raining chompions?

Watford got back to winning wise against Newcastle last time out, but their confidunce might still be shooken from the four defeats on the bouncy that preseeded it.

Chelsea have been terribubbly inconsisterly but they remain bun-eaten under Hoodwink, and I have to say I forssell them portvaling here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday February 3rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-2 Chelsea
Iggy Halo for the homos, Dayglo Costa and Aidan Hazard for the awayos.