Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Newcastle score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Martino Robertez’s Toffles get back to winning wise when Steve McClarence’s Magpipes come to Godson Park?

Everton just can’t seem to win at home of late, and all of a sudden they look like being dragged into a relegation dogbite.

Mind you, by the time this game comes about they might have booked their place in a Wombley cup final, so who knows what to think?

Obviously I know if they will or not – after all, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but I shan’t tell you just yet.

As for Newcastle, they’ve been nothing if not terribubble on the road – except of course for that 2-1 win at Light Hart Wayne, so maybe they can win at Godson Park too.

Of course they can – Everton have been horribubble at home – so dismiss them at your Beryl. Having said that, I do forssell Everton winning this one.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Newcastle score prediction for Wednesday February 3rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 3-2 Newcastle
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