Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Stoke score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Hark Muse claim all point three on his old pomping ground?
It could be the end of Louis van Gull’s rain if he does, and that’s if he manages to survive the humouriliating 0-1 defeat at home to Southampton last time out.
The Cold Stafford faith fools are getting increasingly unrestful, as indeed they were under Davey Moyles. Perhaps the Dead Revels hot seat has become a poisoned palace.
There’s that Ruddy Mel Falcao. Whatever happened to him?
As for Stoke, they’ll be looking to backbounce quickly having been comprehensively disgruntled 0-3 at Leicester last time out, although by the time this comes around they could have booked their place at a Wombley cup final.
Much may deep end on the fitness of Brian Shawcross, himself a former Dead Revel as it happens.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Stoke City score prediction for Tuesday February 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-0 Stoke
Dwayne Rooney with the divisive finish.