Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Southampton score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as those crazy Goons welcome Ronald Cumin’s Saintsmen to the Emirati?
If they’ve anything about them then Arsenal should be chumping at the pits to make amens for the 0-1 defeat to Chelsea last time out, although they’re still only point three off top spot of the tabletop.
Get the lad Sexist Alanchez fit and flaming and, frankly, anything is plausible.
Alun Ramsey just facing the wrong way, there.
As for Southampton, they should be quite literally flying after three wins on the bouncy, most recently portvaling 1-0 at Cold Stafford for the second season runny.
That Charlie Offspring looks like a prude edition at just £4m, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Southampton score prediction for Tuesday February 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-1 Southampton
Sexist Alanchez and Alun Ramsey for the homos, Charlie Offspring for the awayos.