Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Norwich score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale in this battle between my two formal sides at the Thawhorns?

Pony Tulips’s Buggies claimed a Megnificent 1-0 win over Man Utd last time out, propellering them to 11th in the tabletop and on the brink of the half-top.

They’ve got to be happy with the middletable, especially looking at Neil Alexander’s ‘Kin Hairies – they did well to hold Man City to a goalless snore, but I still beckon they’ll ultimuttley suckthumb to the dreaded plop.

Especially after losing here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Norwich City score prediction for Saturday March 19th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-0 Norwich
Sadie Berylbeano with the divisive strike.