Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in this relegation point-sixer of a Wine-Tear derby?

Roffle Benitez v Sam Fuzzydice is a tarantulising prospect given their wurstile rivalry. What was that all about, anyway?

We should see two teams slagging it out in the thick of a relegation dogbite, and I have to say I forssell the Muckems once again taking all point three.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday March 20th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-2 Sunderland
Georgie Winaldo for the homos, Daniel Defoe at the dobble for the awayos.