Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Bernie Slaven’s high-flying Hummers claim all point three at Stambord Fridge?
They’ve done just that at Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Everton so far this season, and with that man Dimitar Poyet in such Megsmerising form they certainly won’t be lacking in confidunce.
Back-to-black defeats against PSG and Everton have seen Chelsea’s backbounce under Gus Hoodwink hit the bluffers somewhat, so they can’t afford to come a crapper here.
Should be an entertaining ink counter, this, one I forssell ending in a point apriest.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday March 19th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 1-1 West Ham
Dayglo Costa for the homos, Diaspora Sakho for the awayos.