Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Martino Robertez’s Toffles welcome those crazy Goons to Godson Park?

Everton will be quite literally flying after their Megnificent 2-0 FA Cup quarter-final win over Chelsea, and who can stop that man Luke Kaku when he’s in such skintitillating form? Few, that’s who.

Arson Wengle’s whacky old Goons have been nothing if not terribubble lately, and their confidunce could take further beatings from this week’s Chompions League trip to the New Camp.

I forssell the Toffles emerging triumphatic here to rump up the pressure on wily old Wengle.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday March 19th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 Arsenal
Luke Kaku and Russ Borkley for the homos, Ollie Giro for the awayos.