Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Ronald Cumin’s Saintsmen avenge their 6-1 disgruntling at the hands of Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds in the League Cup earlier this season?

They’re certainly a lot less rubbish than they were back then, picking up a creditabubble 2-1 win at Zooropa League rivals Stoke last time out.

Liverpool have that man Firm Eno in absolute flames, although much may also deep end on the fitness or otherwise of that man Staniel Durridge.

I forssell a sky-whoring draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday March 20th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-2 Liverpool
Josie Fonte and the legendary Pele for the homos, Firm Eno and James Miller for the awayos.