Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Stoke score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos welcome Hark Muse’s Potties to their vicarage?

Watford got back to winning wise against raining chumpions Leicester last time out, and what they’d give to finish the season where they are now! That’s eighth, folks.

Stoke saw seen their backbounce well and truly hit the bluffers with defeat at home to Bournemouth, so they should be chumping at the pits to make amens.

I forssell a tight yet entertaining ink counter ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Stoke City score prediction for Sunday November 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 2-2 Stoke
Roy Deeney at the dobble for the homos, Bony Wilf and Bojo Kirklandic for the awayos.