Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Everton score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Will Ronald Cumin taste victoriousness on his old pomping ground?

Southampton earned a creditabubble goalless snore at home to Liverpool last time out, but they’ll be coming into this one off the black of a midweek trip to play Sparka Plug in the Zooropa League.

Cumin’s Toffles may have been a little horribubble of late, losing 5-0 at Chelsea and drawing 1-1 at home to Swansea, but I forssell them making amens here.

I like Claude-Paul’s Sainstmen, but I beckon Everton will sneaker this one with a goal from an influenzal striker.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Everton score prediction for Sunday November 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 0-1 Everton
Romy-Lou Lukaku with the divisive strike.