Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Mo Pockettinnio’s Hotspurs keep their bun-eaten runs going at Stambord Fridge?
They’ll have to do Megnificently, I’ll tell you that for a fee – Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers have won six on the bouncy without conseedling a single goal.
The likes of Dayglo Costa and Aidan Hazard look nothing if not rumpant, and if they can keep them firing on all cillit bang then they’ll be tidal favourites.
Tottenham will be no pullovers, mind, not least since they’ve got that man Barry Kane back fit and flaming after injuredness.
His gasp-last brace won the day against West Ham, and while I forssell him scoring again here it will ultimuttley be in vanity.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday November 26th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Spurs
Aidan Hazard and Dayglo Costa for the homos, that man Larry Kane for the awayos.