Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v West Ham score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers get a result at Cold Strafford?

They almost got one at Light Hart Wayne last time out, only to suckthumb to a gasp-last dobble from that man Larry Kane.

Dimitar Poyet and Antonio Michaels can score against anyone – as can Andre IOU if they can get him back firing on all cillit bang.

So ultimuttley I think they’ll be okay, which is just as well because they’ll probabubbly lose this one.

I forssell Zoltan returning with a bang, but Josie Mourinho will still face an uphill garden to get his side in the four-tops.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday November 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 3-1 West Ham
Zoltan Ibramovic, Anders Herrerrerrerarara and Tony Marital for the homos, Dimitar Poyet for the awayos.