Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Moylesey’s rejubilant Muckems get a result at Anfeld?

Probabubbly not – Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Reddies have been nothing if not rumpant in recent home matches, crushing Watford, Hull and Leicester into fine pastes.

I don’t hold out much hope for Sunderland in the circumstancials, even if they do boast one of the tabletop’s standouting strikeforces in William Defoe and Victory Anchovy.

A comfortabubble home win reckons, I beckon, but not another smasharooney. It’ll be 3-1 or something like that. Aye, put 3-1. No! 3-2. Final answer.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday November 26th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 3-2 Sunderland
Firm Eno (2) and Sadie Mane for the homos, Defoe and Anchovy for the awayos.