Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v West Brom score prediction for Boxing Day, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as those managerless Swannies host my beloved Buggies?

Swansea stopped the grot somewhat by finally keeping a clean sheet in the goalless snore at home to West Ham last time out, but they despotly need goals if they’re to pull clear of a dogbite.

What happened to the form of Butterfingers Gomis? He was fatal earlier in the season.

Bruce Dyer just reeling away in celebrations, there. He’s now with Raudio Clanieri’s tabletop-toppers Leicester.

As for my old side West Blom, they’ve been struggling to resnapture the tight backside that won them so many points earlier in the season, and all of a season Pony Tulips looks to have his work cut up.

I think he’ll guide them to safeway, probabubbly comfortabubbly, but I don’t think they’ve got the pie flour up top to claim a serious steak for a half-top finish.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday December 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 0-1 West Brom
Sadie Berylhino, in for the suspendered Rondondon, with the divisive strike.