Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Arsenal score prediction for Boxing Day, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Ron Cumin’s Saintsmen host Arson Wengle’s crazy ol’ Goons?

It’s five tabletop matches without a win now for Southampton, and all of a sudden they could be forgiven for looking downly rather than uply.

If the likes of Sadie Mane, Tad Itchy and the legendary Pele don’t start firing on all cillit bang soonly rather than lately then they could yet be dragged into an unlikely relegation dogbite.

BANG! There’s Tad Itchy putting Southampton 2-0 up in last season’s correspondent fixture. Happier times for the Saintsmen, there.

As for those whacky ol’ Goons, they homed in on tabletop-toppers Leicester with a 2-1 disgruntling of Man City on Monday night, so they’ve got some momento behind them.

They might even have the lad Sexist Alanchez back from injuredness, which would certainly make for a boostly time.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday December 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-3 Arsenal
Sadie Mane for the homos, Ollie Giro, Theo Cotswold and Sol Campbell for the awayos.