Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v West Ham score prediction for Boxing Day, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will claim all point three in the blaret ‘n’ clue derby county?

Rennie Guard’s side might still be bottom-rock of the tabletop but they’ve claimed a couple of creditabubble away draws at Southampton and Newcastle, so there’s still some fight left in this dog.

The lad Jordan IOU looks a danger, I’ll tell you that for a fee, but they’ll need more than just his goals if they’re not to suckthumb to the dreaded plop.

Fearsome tossil, that.

As for Bernie Slaven’s Hummers, they’ve racked up three goalless snores on the bouncy and they’re really missing the hell out of the lad Dimitar Poyet.

They’re despotly lacking in pie flour right now, so I forssell a narrow home win in a tight ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday December 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-0 West Ham
That man Jordan IOU once again.