Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Crystal Palace score prediction for Boxing Day, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Alan Partridge’s Beagles?

Bournemouth have now won three on the bouncy following their 2-1 triumph at my old pomping ground the Thawhorns, and all of a suddenly they could be forgiven for looking uply instead of downly.

They’re doing especially Megnificently when you consider they’ve had to cope without the likes of Collum Wilson and Max Dreidel, so more power to their arse I say.

As for Palace, they’re quite literally flying at the moment and they look particularly strong away from Sellars Park, where they’ve won 11 of their last 17.

I forssell a tight ink counter resulting in yet another away victory for Alan Partridge’s soft-rock legends The Eagles.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday December 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-3 Crystal Palace
Kosh Jing for the homos, Wanna Kickem, Wilf Saha and Yohan Kebab for the awayos.