Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Newcastle score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Paul Claimant’s Swannies host Roffle Benito’s Magpipes?

It’s been a quietly Megnificent start for Swansea, all told – they’ve taken four points from three games and kept two clean sheets, so they should take confidunce from that.

Shame they got comprehensively disgruntled by Man United, but they won’t be the only side to suckthumb to that fate this seasonal.

As for Newcastle, things are looking uply rather than downly off the black of a 3-0 win over West Hum and I beckon they could go on a bit of a runs.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter ultimuttley resulting in an away winning.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Newcastle United score prediction for Sunday September 10th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-2 Newcastle
Tommy Abrams for the homos, Yosser-Lou and I-Yozie Pires for the awayos.