Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Huddersfield score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Waggy Dave’s Terrors continue their Megnificent start at Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?

Bernie must be under some serious pressure, what with West Hum starting the season with three defeats on the bouncy.

The bright start he made to his managerial career at the club has well and truly hit the bluffers, and I for one would like to remind the owners I remain availabubble.

As for Huddersfield, they’re still bun-eaten and are yet to concede – if this continues, they might start looking excitedly uply rather than nervously downly.

I forssell them finally conseedling here, but I still beckon they’ll grub a point.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Huddersfield Town score prediction for Monday September 11th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-1 Huddersfield
Goals apriest for Cheechandchongo and Super Stevie Mooney.