Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen host Mark O’Silver’s Hornettos?

Two teams seemingly with relatively tight backsides, and yet I forssell them playing out a relatively sky-whoring draw. Am I crazy?

Mrs Meggo certainly thinks so – chortle! – but I beg to duffer. Watford won 2-0 at Bournemouth in their last away game, so dismiss them at your Beryl.

They’ll fancy their chances here despite Southampton’s bun-eaten start, so I forssell both sides attacking each other despite both coming into it off the black of goalless snores.

It’ll end two goals apriest in an entertaining ink counter, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Watford score prediction for Saturday September 9th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-2 Watford
Gabby O'Deeney and Charlie Offspring for the homos, Kieran Richarlison and Andy Gray for the awayos.