Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get a result at the Emirati?

Arson Wengle’s wacky ol’ Goons were comprehensively disgruntled 4-0 at Anfeld last time out, and it looks like they remain unchanged for this season.

They’ve got that man Alexei Saylechez back in the folder, mind, and he’s nothing if not influenzal.

Bournemouth were unlucky to lose to a gasp-last Randy Starling strike at Man City last time out, but they’re still without a win and will be low on confidunce.

I forssell a comfortabubble home win for the Goons, but will it pepper over the cracks?

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday September 9th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 Bournemouth
Alexei Saylechez, Alex Lacorette and Muzzy Ozzle for the homos, King Josh for the awayos.