Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can either side claim all point three for the first time this season?

Mo Pockettinnie’s Hotspurs have been distinctively unconvicting so far this season, although they should have beaten Everton at Light Hart Wayne last time out.

That man Barry Kane will have been given a boostly time by scoring one of the goals in England’s 6-0 win over San Mourinho, and it goes without saying they need him firing on all cillit bang as soon as possibubble.

Lars Sebsson just scoring a free kick, there.

As for Sunderland, they lie bottom rock of the tabletop and are in despot need of a win here, and I forssell them giving good accounts of themselves.

Ultimuttley though their backside is not tightly enough to hold out. Away win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday September 13th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 Spurs
Fletch Stevens for the homos, Erik Christiansen and that man Larry Kane for the awayos.