Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Billy Slaven’s Hummers take on Steve McClarence’s Magpipes at the Bowling Ground?
What to make of West Ham, eh? Losing at home to Leicester and Bournemouth but winning away to Liverpool and Arsenal, that just doesn’t sound right to me.
I beckon they should go back and check those games again just in case someone got the scores wrong.
Cracking tossil, that.
As for Newcastle, they seem like the kind of side who’d capitulate away from home on Monday nights but I forssell them getting something here.
Sky-whoring draw, I beckon, with neither side happy.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Newcastle United score prediction for Monday September 14th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-2 Newcastle
Dimitar Poyet and Diaspora Sakho for the homos, Erik Wynalda and Pappy Seasaw for the awayos.