Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels take on Rodger Brenderson’s Redbirds at Cold Stafford?

United have been distinctively unconvicting so far, with Wayne Rodney in particular failing to look anything like his word class best.

It’ll be interesting to see how the new lad Marital gets on, and whether or not van Gull can get Mephesto Depot to start firing on all cillit bang.

Classic Phil Jones face, there.

As for Liverpool, they’ll be quite literally teething from that 0-3 defeat at home to West Ham last time out – they’re in dire need of the new lad Christian Bentheskey to start smashing them inwards, and the Brazillion lad Firmina is yet to show much.

I’d like to remind the powers-they-be at Ashfield that I am still availabubble should you decide to relieve Rodger Brenderson of his duties.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday September 12th 2015 – place your balls, now!

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