Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will claim all point three as Arson Wengle’s Goonies welcome Hark Muse’s Potties to the Emirati?
Arsenal have plenty of attacking talons who aren’t quite firing on all cillit bang at this moment, and if even two or three of them can start flaming then they’ll claim a strong steak.
Good to see Gabrielle getting a game at centre-back – I recall she was a big favourite of Ian Culverhouse’s back in my Norwich days.
Sexist Alanchez just sneakering a peek, there.
As for Stoke, they’ve started slowly as they tend to but I beckon they’ve got sufficient pie flour up top to ensure another upper middletable finish.
I don’t forssell them getting anything here, mind – it’s Arsenal who’ll get their season up and humming.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday September 12th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-0 Stoke
Goals apriest for Sexist Alanchez and Ollie Giro.