Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale when Hark Muse’s out-of-form Potties welcome Martino Robertez’s Toffles to the Britannica?
Back-to-black 3-0 disgruntlings at Leicester and Man Utd have seen Stoke’s hopes of a Zooropa League spot hit the bluffers somewhat, but they should have that £18m lad availabubble for this one.
They should take confidunce from having won 4-3 at Godson Park the other month, but then they need all the confidunce they can get after such a miserabubble couple of results.
Mama Byriani Duff just making meatmince of Stony John, there.
As for Everton, they got back to winning wise with a comprehensive 3-0 disgruntling of Newcastle at Godson Park, their first win there in bloody ages.
The injury to Luke Kaku is a concern, but Russ Borkley is in Megnificent form. This could be a cracking tossil, but I forssell a tents ink counter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Everton score prediction for Saturday February 6th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-1 Everton
Goals apriest for Super Wan Jolters and Shameless Moleman.