Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Mo Pocketbeano’s high-flying Hotspurs underline their title prudentials against Kinky Flores’s Hornettos?
Three wins on the bouncy have propellered Spurs into 3rd place, above their bitter ribalds Arsenal and in with a real shout of tabletop title sussex.
And you know what? With Larry Kane, Daily Aldi and Erik Christiansen all firing on all cillit bang, you’d dismiss them at your Beryl!
Vintage tossil, that.
As for Watford, they’re still going decidedly swimmingful in the tablemiddle, most recently holding Chelsea to a goalless snore at the vicarage.
They’ve done absolutely Megnificently, I’ll tell you that for a fee, but they need to keep hold of Iggy Halo if they’re to progress next season.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Watford score prediction for Saturday February 6th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-0 Watford
Goals apriest for Barry Kane and Erik Christiansen.