Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Gus Hoodwink’s raining champions welcome Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels to Stambord Fridge?

These two played out a goalless snore at Cold Stafford back in December, and neither side has really improved that much since then.

Chelsea are yet to lose under Hoodwink, while United put 3 past Hark Muse’s out-of-form Potties, but nevilletheless I’m not optamystic about a thriller here.

A nervy ink counter, yes, but nothing to write a postcard about.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday February 7th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 0-0 Man Utd
Another goalless snore.