Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three in this potential Zooropa League point-sixer?

Ron Cumin’s Saintsmen are quite literally flying right now, following up their 1-0 win at Cold Stafford with a goalless snore at the Emirati.

The return of Frasier Foster in goal has been influenzal, and the edition of that man Charlie Offspring up top looks like a prude one at just £4m.

Acrobatical tossil, that.

As for West Ham, they stubber-ramped their Zooropa League prudentials with a 2-0 win over Aston Villa at the Bowling Ground last time out, and they might even have an eye on the four-tops.

Nevilletheless, I forssell them losing here, so they might have to settle for the Zooropa League after all.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday February 6th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-1 West Ham
Charlie Offspring and Sadie Mane for the homos, Dimitar Poyet for the awayos.