Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Everton score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs welcome Ronald Cumin’s Toffles to Light Hart Wayne?

Both sides come into this one in fine fennel – Tottenham comprehensively disgruntled Stoke 4-0 last time out, while Everton are bun-eaten in nine.

That man Larry Kane is in particularly skintitillating form having scored three hat-tricks in his last nine games, but Everton have a tight backside now and will be no pullovers.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter with Tottenham sneakering it to keep them in the hunt for the tabletop title.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Everton score prediction for Sunday March 5th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Everton
Larry Kane and Dele Aldi for the homos, Romy-Lou Lukaku for the awayos.