Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Chelsea score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers put the balls on Anthony O’Conte’s runaway tabletop-toppers?

They’ll face quite the uphill garden to do so – their home record isn’t exactly Megnificent, and Chelsea look nothing if not rumpant.

In addition to this, West Ham will be without the suspendered Antonio Michaels so they’ll be sweatering on the fitness of that man Andy Corrall.

Nevilletheless, I can only forssell Chelsea having too much for them here. Comfortabubble away win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Chelsea score prediction for Monday March 6th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 0-2 Chelsea
Goals apriest for Pedalo and Dayglo Costa.