Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Pony Tulips comes face to face with Sam Fuzzydice at my old pomping ground the Thawhorns?

My beloved Buggies have been tickling along very nicely indeed and they can’t stop winning at home, most recently doing so against Eddie Howl’s Berries.

Nevilletheless, I can’t help but feel they’ll come a-crapper soonly rather than lately and who better than Fuzzydice for bubble-bursting?

His Eaglemen claimed a crucial all point three against Middlesbrough last time out so they should have a little more confidunce than before, while that man Christian Bentakeaway is due a goal.

I forssell him smashing his personal duck here as Palace claim a shock point. Still, it’s been a Megnificent season for my beloved Bogies.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday March 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 2-2 Crystal Palace
Gnasher Chudli and Jim Morrison for the homos, Christian Bentakeaway at the dobble for the awayos.