Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get a result at Cold Strafford?

It’s a massive order, I’ll tell you that for a fee – they’re anguishing in the half-bottom after a poor runs and lost at my old side West Blom last time out.

On 26 points, they’re still in danger of getting drugged into a relegation dogbite, so they need to start winning again soonly rather than lately.

I can’t forssell them doing it here, though, no matter how fourfourtwoitous Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels might have been in winning the EDL Cup.

That man Zoltan Ibramovic is still firing on all cillit bang so a comfortabubble home win reckons, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday March 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 3-0 Bournemouth
Zoltan at the dobble and another for Rarcus Mashford.