Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers to the Britannica?
Stoke look to be on course for their fourth half-top finish on the bouncy under Muse, which is quietly Megnificent all things considered.
Boro keep quite a tight backside but they just haven’t got the pie flour up top to win games at tabletop level, so they face an uphill garden to beat the dreaded plop.
A tents and nervy ink counter reckons, and I beckon the Potties will sneaker it.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday March 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-0 Middlesbrough
Mark O'Nowtovic with the divisive strike.