Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Alan Partridge’s high-flying Eaglemen claim all point three at Light Hart Wayne?

Mo Pockettinnie’s Hotspurs picked up their first win of the season thanks to Ryan Megson’s late winner at Dirk Avocado’s Sunderland last time out, but that man Barry Kane remains goalless.

With Erik Christiansen also struggling for vorm, Spurs could face something of an uphill garden these next few months.

That man Larry Kane.

As for Palace, they’ve got some wonderful attacking talons in their squad and they’re devilstating on the counter – or on the pitch, wherever they happen to be playing at the time.

I forssell a hard fort ink counter ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday September 20th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-1 Crystal Palace
Goals apriest for Gnasher Chudli and Bakery Sakho.